“Do you know the Muffin Man?”

Picture this: The year is 2004. Smartphones aren’t a thing, and Tamagotchis are what all the cool kids want. I was in grade 6, shy and always awkward, a total teacher’s pet without even meaning to be. Teachers just loved me, couldn’t help it. In years to come, I’d realise this is a contender for …

“Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?”

If somebody asked you, “Can I look inside your mouth, maybe have a feel around?” you’d yell and tell them to go back to CRAZYTOWN, population them. But that’s exactly what dentists do. And they get paid for it! It’s absurd. Whenever I think of dentists, that song from Little Shop of Horrors comes to …

First things’ First

Hello, and welcome to another blog on the internet. Thanks for tuning in. That's an idiom from the olden days, when we had to tune televisions and radios. Is that still a thing? Sorry, I have this habit of thinking I'm older and less relatable than I am. Back to the point - I'm starting …